The Functional Method
for Faster Fat Loss

The Fastest Way
To Lose Fat Without Cravings, Willpower Or
‘Magic Pills’

Never Give Up Wine Or Chocolate Again

Let’s Rewind a Bit…

 

Right now you’re frustrated (and you should be).

You’re doing your best: eating healthy & getting exercise in when you can, but it doesn’t seem to matter.

The number on the scale isn’t going down…it’s going up.

PROBLEM: You keep gaining weight and have no idea why.

Let me tell you something very, very important: It’s not you.
It’s not your lack of commitment or willpower.
It’s the ‘healthy’ food that you’re eating + the time wasted on the wrong type of exercise.

You are literally creating the perfect storm of weight gain,
and you need to stop (more on this later).

After working with hundreds of women who were desperately trying to lose weight, this is what I know about you:

    You do your best to eat lightly. You know the more you eat the bigger you get. But you’re really hungry and just don’t have the willpower to be good day in and day out.
Especially by about 9pm.

You’ve wasted money on gym memberships, spending what feels like hours on the damn elliptical.
It just makes you tired & hungry.

You actually hold your breath every time you zip up a pair of pants you haven’t worn in a bit and say a silent prayer that they still go up.

You just feel really uncomfortable in your own skin….if you look too closely, you don’t even recognize yourself, so you avoid mirrors.  You also avoid changing in front of anyone else, no matter how non judgemental they are.

I know how draining it is to spend your life ‘hiding’ in baggy clothes, because I did that for way too long. I spent a small fortune on new clothes, convinced if I just found the right outfit my problems would disappear. It didn’t work.

We all have insecurities, but weight is one of the hardest to shake. You can’t leave it at home, hide it under makeup, or cover it up. It’s always there in plain sight, ready to pop up in the WORST situations – like the changing room of your favorite store.
(We’ve all been there: changing room meltdowns are the WORST).

It’s exhausting to keep trying and failing, and you get so sick of dieting. You slowly build up layer after layer of indifference. You tell yourself you don’t care. (But, of course, you do).

Because it’s not JUST your weight or your reflection in the mirror. It’s not even how you feel naked. The truth is, aside from the way you LOOK, it’s also about the way you FEEL.

You’re exhausted. You feel like crap from the time you drag yourself out of bed in the morning, until you crawl back in at night and try desperately to get to sleep. You LIVE off of coffee and soda (anything with caffeine), hit a complete WALL by 3 o’clock and CONSTANTLY crave food like chocolate, chips, cheese & popcorn.

Your body aches in places you didn’t know existed, while your moods are all over the place, and you walk around with a mini pharmacy in your purse (Advil, Zantac, Tums, etc etc etc). You’re, also, so bloated some mornings that your pants literally won’t do up.

Whenever you try to make a change and start going to the gym, you feel like everyone is judging you for not being in shape.  It’s embarrassing, plus it doesn’t work, so you stop going.

Listen-I know you’re telling yourself exactly the opposite, but THIS IS NOT NORMAL.
There is NO SHAME in trying to lose weight to feel confident and sexy again.

Hi!  I’m Dr. Lori Kalie.  It’s so nice to meet you!

You are one yoga class away from a good mood.

I’m a Functional Medicine practitioner and the creater of the Functional Method to Faster Fat Loss program.   I teach women who just want to lose weight (and are sick of all the B.S.) a simple way to eat that doesn’t involve giving up wine, chocolate or anything else that makes life worth living.

I know you’ve done this before. That you used to get EXCITED about every new ‘diet’ or shake, really believing that this was it.

You definitely didn’t become a cynic overnight.

But it did happen and now you’re stuck: skeptical of every new ‘miracle’ diet (you should be).

 

You’re afraid of investing in another program and failing,
but even more afraid of gaining more weight.

It’s embarrassing to fail publicly, over and over again (especially if you’re a high achiever like me), and that’s what it feels like you’re doing when you work this hard at something and never see any real change.

In spite of stressing out over everything you eat, skipping breakfasts (and the occasional lunch) and living off of coffee or smoothies, PLUS spending what feels like hours doing cardio, your weight just won’t go down.

If only you could be one of those women who carries their extra weight in the hips or the bum. But no, you have to carry yours right around your belly where it’s the hardest to hide. (There’s a reason for that and it’s NOT just genetics).

Love It or Your Money Back

I wouldn’t ask you to do anything that I wasn’t 100% confident in myself. After all, you’ve already wasted plenty of time, money, and energy on other things that don’t work. But this challenge is about rebooting your health and refueling your body with the clean, real, healthy foods it already craves. And once you do that, the natural side effect is a slimmer, sexier, healthier you!

I’m so confident that this 30-Day Reduce Inflammation and Hormone Balancing Program will give you the actionable tools, resources, and kick start you need to start making healthy choices and get on the right track to achieve your health goals that I’m backing it up with a 7-day money back guarantee.

Try the program risk free right now. If you don’t love it, just let me know within 7 days of purchase, and I’ll give you back every penny you spent. Fair enough?

So, what are you waiting for?

Go ahead and click on the button below to sign up RISK FREE for the challenge that will make healthy eating that makes you great easier than you ever dreamed possible!

Empower Yourself to Make Healthier Choices, Feel Amazing, and Reclaim a Body That You Love. Sign Up for the 30-Day Reduce Inflammation and Hormone Balancing Program Today!

Dr. Lori Kalie

So-what’s the missing link?

First of all this isn’t just random.

Fact: I learned that you can’t lose weight if your blood sugar’s a mess, your hormones are completely out of whack and your body is holding on to EVERY SINGLE POUND (plus adding more monthly.)

NO MATTER HOW LITTLE YOU EAT.

Fact: The LESS you eat while on a diet the LESS energy your body burns every day (it’s called self-preservation) and the MORE you crave unhealthy junk foods (because you’re creating blood sugar issues). It’s not a case of willpower. Willpower will never win against blood sugar and hormones.

Fact: Trying to fight biology is why diets fail.

It’s not you. It’s not your lack of commitment or willpower. It’s the food that you’re eating, and the way that you’re eating it. To fix it you don’t need a miracle diet or the newest magic pill. You DEFINITELY don’t need to count every calorie and make yourself miserable.

Fact: Hitting the gym and doing all the cardio doesn’t work for fat loss. Sure it’s good for your heart.

That’s why it’s called cardio.

Introducing

The Functional Method for Faster Fat Loss

  • A simple way of eating for women who just want to lose weight and keep it off.
  • No B.S. No counting calories. No magic pills or restrictive dieting.
  • No spending a small fortune on a gym membership or expensive equipment. No carving hours out of your already jam packed day to exercise.
  • Best of all? No going to bed hungry or having shakes for breakfast.
  • Just real food, actual fat loss and the most liberating feeling ever of NOT craving carbs & feeling like total crap all afternoon.

Here’s What Real Women Have Said About the Functional Method to Faster Fat Loss

I am a nurse and was working night shift during the pregnancy with my second child. I gained about 40 lbs., and the weight was not coming off after the birth of my son, like it had with my first pregnancy. I found Dr. Kalie and her weight loss program. I wasn’t sure if I’d be able to keep up with preparing the meals in the plan, but I decided that I would give it a shot since I didn’t know where else to turn. I found the program to be easy to follow and the recipes were easy to make, even with working and raising two young kids. I lost all of the weight that I had gained during my pregnancy plus another 5 lbs. I feel great and have so much energy. I am so happy to have found this program.

Stephanie, 34, I needed to get the baby weight off...

My goal was to lose about 10 lbs. I found the program to be educational, easy to follow, and the recipes are great. My husband even enjoyed the meals. The support from Dr. Kalie and support in the Facebook group is something that you don’t get from just doing a diet on your own. It’s great to have a group of people you can turn to knowing that they are experiencing the same thing you are in the program.

Kathy, 65, Great Program

I needed to lose weight for my wedding. I found Dr. Kalie’s program and decided to give it a shot. I am so glad I did! The program was easy to follow. I learned how to change the way I was eating through the info she gave each week. Making small changes over time helped me to implement this in my life. I know now what I was doing wrong that caused me to gain weight. Having that knowledge will help me to eat right forever so that I never put that weight back on.

Victoria, 30, I Needed to Lose 10 lbs. For My Wedding!

Balanced blood sugar is the key to fat loss.

Not only will I teach you exactly what to eat to STOP that wicked cycle, in the Functional Method to Faster Fat Loss, you’ll also have full accountability, motivation and support to actually implement these changes so you CANNOT fail.

In the Functional Method to Faster Fat Loss, I’ll also give you the custom designed fat burning exercises that will take your fat loss to the next level.

Start Now!

$497

OR 2 Payments of $257

Did I Mention This Program Is Risk Free?

Not sure if the Functional Method for Faster Fat Loss is right for you? Try the entire program risk free!

From the time you order, you have 2 weeks to try it out. If you don’t notice a difference, just let me know—you’ll get your money back! Just send me completed food journals showing you followed the Functional Method for Faster Fat Loss for a full 2 weeks in the free app My Fitness Pal.

You owe it to yourself to try the Functional Method for Faster Fat Loss risk free right now!

You won’t pay a penny if it doesn’t work.

Ready to say HELL YES!!?

Curious what happens next?

  • First you’ll receive your welcome email! You’ll download your guidebook and start with my program that sets that stage for a smooth transition into fat burning heaven.
  • Stage 2 is all about flipping that metabolic switch from sugar burning to fat burning. You’ll receive everything you need to do so you literally cannot fail. I’ll give you meal plans, foods lists, snack ideas, supplement ,and more, so everything is a no brainer. All you have to do is follow the plug and play instructions.
  • You’ll get all of the tools, so you know how to eat in any situation. I’ll teach you how to eat out, what to order at your favorite restaurants. (Yes,even fast food). I’ll also give you my top strategies to blast through fat loss plateaus, so you can keep going long after these 12 weeks are over.

Plus-when you sign up NOW, you’ll, also, get this Bonus:
Lifetime Access To My Private, Client Only Facebook Group

This is the MOST valuable bonus and honestly, the BEST part of the whole program.

You’ll become a part of this amazing community of women who are all working towards the same goal. You have access to allllll of the support, motivation, and accountability, day or night. Failure won’t be an option.

I’ll also hang out here at least once a day to provide encouragement, support, and answer any questions as they come along.

The value of having a community of like minded women to call on PLUS daily access to pick my brain? I’m valuing this at $297, but it’s worth so much more! This is your secret weapon, and the reason you can’t fail.

Here’s What’s Included In the Functional Method to Faster Fat Loss:

  • Fat Loss Guide + 12 Week Path To Success Handbook
  • Your complete guide to the Functional Method to Faster Fat Loss, so you know exactly what to do and when to do it.  This makes fat loss a no brainer.
  • The Functional Method to Faster Fat Loss Meal Plans, Recipes, Food Lists & Worksheets — This is it!
  • You’ll receive a complete fat loss plan. You’ll get specific meal plans with simple recipes, plus lists of foods to eat all of the time and foods to stay away from.
    Again-this makes fat loss a total no brainer.
  • Plus
  • Support & Accountability
  • When you join today, you’ll also become a member of my private Facebook Group (only for those running through my programs). This exclusive community will support and encourage your progress, PLUS you’ll get access to me to ask questions and have them answered, either LIVE or written in the group.

Specific Strategies To Overcome Any Roadblock

You’ll have access to all of my strategies, such as, intermittent fasting and carbing up. This let’s you work through any weight loss plateaus with ease. You’ll also learn how to eat out without derailing your progress and essential travel tips.

Stop Eating ‘Healthy’ & Exercising Like Crazy Today & Start Seeing Actual Weight Loss.

You’re Perfect For This If:

➢ You can’t seem to get rid of your belly fat no matter what diet you try or pill you buy, and you’re crazy bloated.
➢ You need accountability and support
➢ You want to figure out what foods you NEED to be eating going forward, and the ones to stay away from.
➢ You’re sick of all the diet B.S., and you want to be empowered NOT restricted.
➢ You’re sick of spending hours doing cardio and not seeing any results.

You Might Not Want To Enroll If:

➢ You enjoy depriving yourself and don’t mind dieting OR you already know exactly how to eat to feel vibrant and well (and, your weight is exactly where you want it).
➢ You don’t have an internet connection (or access to one).
➢ You have medical issues that prevent you from changing the way you eat. (Of course, you should consult your health practitioner before starting ANY new diet or exercise regime).
➢ You’re a vegan. (I’m not an expert in this type of eating so you probably want to find someone who is).

Start Now!

$497

OR 2 Payments of $257

With the Functional Method for Faster Fat Loss, I am empowering you to take control & take charge of your body. Learn the foods that actually fuel your metabolism and balance your blood sugar. Learn how to incorporate the other foods as treats.

That’s the difference between this time and every single other diet you’ve ever tried. They weren’t about YOU or YOUR body. They weren’t even about actual food. The Functional Method to Faster Fat Loss is. You’ll start fueling your body with the foods you actually need (not what you THINK you need) to get results.

Reset Your Body RISK FREE!

100% Money Back Guarantee

Not sure if the Functional Method for Faster Fat Loss is right for you? Try the entire program risk free! From the time you order, you have 2 weeks to try it out. If you don’t notice a difference after the first 10 days or if you go the full 14 days and don’t feel like a new you, or if you’re not satisfied for any reason, just let me know—you’ll get your money back! Just send me completed food journals showing you followed the Functional Method for Faster Fat Loss for a full 2 weeks in the free app My Fitness Pal. You owe it to yourself to try the Functional Method for Faster Fat Loss risk free right now! You won’t pay a penny if it doesn’t work.

More Praise For the Functional Method for Faster Fat Loss:

“…This Program Taught Me So Much About Food!”
I was stressed out and addicted to carbs. I was working out and doing cardio 6 days a week, but could not get the weight off. I tried different diets, but never stuck to them. This program taught me that everything I thought I new about food was wrong. Once I got my body burning fat, the changes in my body were just amazing. I highly recommend this program!
Angela, 39

Don’t Put Off The Body & The Confidence You Deserve Any Longer. Start the Functional Method for Faster Fat Loss Right Now,
Risk Free & Say Goodbye To Rabbit Food Forever!

Start Now!

$497

OR 2 Payments of $257

FAQ’s

Yes I’m interested. What happens next?

First of all-yay! That’s so exciting! Once you click the BUY NOW button you’ll be taken over to my secure server to complete your purchase. You will receive an email with your welcome and next steps right away so watch your inbox! You’ll have everything you need to start immediately, and you can go at your own pace. I’ll just be an email away, if you have any questions at all. (I’ll also send you the link to join a private Facebook community, where I hang out, and help my clients run through a program).

How much time will this take? I’m already overextended as it is.

The recipes are easy. They don’t require you to spend hours in the kitchen working with complicated, hard to find foods.
Who’s got time for that?
Will I be starving?

Not with this program! Not only will you eat real food for your meals, you’ll eat plenty of it. Plus you’ll be eating formerly forbidden foods like butter, beef, bacon and eggs

Do I have to shop at specialty health food stores?

Nope. Plain old grocery stores (even Walmart) will work work just fine. Yup-grabbing a BBQ chicken on the way home from work is definitely still an option.

What if I have a question? Do you provide any support?

You can definitely ask me questions-that’s what the Facebook group is all about. I’ll get back to any questions within 12-48 hours and will ALWAYS support you.
Do I have to cook every day?

Not if you don’t want to. I designed this program for busy moms in mind. I have had many, many ladies who are moms with full time jobs successfully complete this program. The recipes I’ll provide you with can be made ahead (yay for batch cooking), or made super quickly. I’ll, also, teach you how to eat out without killing your blood sugar and feeling awful afterwards. The point is, you can tailor this program to your lifestyle. It’s not about having to eat specific meals at specific times. It’s learning HOW to eat so you can control your blood sugar, balance your hormones, and stop storing fat. That’s it.

Do I have to eat all organic?

Nope. I mean, you can, but your success doesn’t hinge on that. Organic is an important topic, but it’s not what this program is about. I’ll be happy to talk you through it and help you make up your own mind though.

What kind of food will I be eating?

Honestly-regular old food like meats, fish, veggies, avocados, butter, cheese, etc.

I will warn you: no ‘diet’ food is involved in this program. In fact-here’s a sneak peak of a treat recipe that’s completely part of the program.
(And, yes, these are delicious)

I know we don’t know each other yet, and I know your struggle is your own but I want you to know that I get you. I know how truly lonely it feels to be uncomfortable and unhappy in your own body. I was there. I will promise you this: if you take the first step with me, you won’t be taking the next step alone, and you won’t regret it for one second.

$497

OR 2 Payments of $257
Let’s Do This!

Your order is 100% Secured
I can’t wait to see you inside the program!
Dr. Lori Kalie

Balanced blood sugar is the key to fat loss.

30-Day Reduce Inflammation & Balance Hormones Program

Program Fee

$$497One-Time
  • A 30-day meal plan that includes delicious, filling options for your breakfast, lunch, snacks, and dinner.
  • Mouth-watering, flavor-packed recipes you can easily prepare for the entire family – without having to spend hours cooking in the kitchen.
  • A complete food list full of nutritious, clean foods that you can easily find in your local grocery store.
  • An in-depth eGuide to clean eating that tells you exactly how to find a real food lifestyle that you can maintain long-term… instead of wasting time and money on more quick fixes.
  • Ongoing support through check-ins with me and my time that will help you stay on track and hold you accountable to your goals.



or Two-Payments

$$257Two Payments
  • A 30-day meal plan that includes delicious, filling options for your breakfast, lunch, snacks, and dinner.
  • Mouth-watering, flavor-packed recipes you can easily prepare for the entire family – without having to spend hours cooking in the kitchen.
  • A complete food list full of nutritious, clean foods that you can easily find in your local grocery store.
  • An in-depth eGuide to clean eating that tells you exactly how to find a real food lifestyle that you can maintain long-term… instead of wasting time and money on more quick fixes.
  • Ongoing support through check-ins with me and my time that will help you stay on track and hold you accountable to your goals.